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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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