{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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Disclosed (揭秘) is a Singaporean Chinese investigative thriller drama which started on 28 October 2013, focusing on cybercrime cases which involve Internet fraud, celebrity privacy, online money laundering and such. It stars Tender Huang, Jesseca Liu, Andie Chen, Shane Pow & Tang Lingyi as casts of this series. The show aired at 9 pm on weekdays. The series revolves around an elite team of PR specialists who specialize in cybercrimes.
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