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Catherine D. Nobes is a Professor of Cell Biology and Head of School of Biochemistry at the University of Bristol. She studies the regulation of cell migration and invasion of cancer cells by Eph receptors.
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Advantage is a 1977 Bulgarian drama film directed by Georgi Djulgerov. It was entered into the 28th Berlin International Film Festival, where Djulgerov won the Silver Bear for Best Director.
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