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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}

{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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